Spermjackers From Hell

Deadite Press #ad - But we’re gonna fix it. People are cutting into each other's junk, some guy is fucking his dog, and sex slugs from Hell are raping us and stealing our semen in order to build a goddamn hive!We didn’t mean for any of this. Monsters aren’t real. We were wrong. Let’s summon a succubus, they said. Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want—even butt stuff.

Really fucking wrong. The demon is not what we thought and it’s making horrible things happen. It’s not like it’s going to work. It’ll be fun, they said…i have some friends and we had a crazy idea: let’s summon a demon. It’ll be easy. Just after a few more beers and bong hits. From christine morgan, occultism, author of mythic Lust: the Minotaur, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, and The Raven’s Table: Viking Stories, and nerd culture.


White Trash Gothic

Deadite Press #ad - It is a place where the locals make extra cash by filming necro porn, a place haunted by the ghosts of serial killers, a place where vigilantes practice a horrifying form of justice they call dead-dickin', occult demons, and a monster called the Bighead. It is here that the writer will seek answers, believing that if he finishes the book he was writing, his memories will return.

But luntville is not just some bumfuck town in the sticks. From the master of extreme horror, comes a novel that brings together all of his most extreme characters into one epic, author of over fifty books that have redefined the boundaries of depravity in fiction, Edward Lee, gut-wrenching masterpiece of terror.

White Trash Gothic #ad - Plagued by nightmares of torture and intense violence, a writer suffering from trauma-induced memory loss seeks to solve the mystery of his missing past. And as the writer attempts to make sense of the town and his connection to it, he will be challenged in ways that test the very limit of his sanity. Deadite press is proud to present white trash gothic, the first book in a series of highly anticipated novels for fans of redneck nightmares and backwoods terror which invokes Edward Lee's many classic gross-outs while exploring even more revolting and disturbing new directions.

. The only clue is a single page of an unfinished manuscript found in an old manual typewriter, in a fleabag motel, in a small West Virginian town called Luntville.


The Big Meat

Eraserhead Press #ad - A thousand-man demolition crew has been trying to clear it out one piece at a time, but after three months of work they've barely made a dent. Hundreds of thousands of tons of rotting flesh. It has filled the city with disease and dead-lizard stench, contaminated the water supply with its greasy putrid fluids, clogged the air with toxic gasses so thick that you can't leave your house without the aid of a gas mask.

We're stuck in this disgusting rotten hell forever. The big meat is a gut-wrenching, nerve-squirming survival story of loss, addiction, and claustrophobia. We actually saved the human species. And no one really knows quite what to do about it. From the godfather of bizarro fiction, carlton mellick III, award-winning author of Quicksand House and Cuddly Holocaust, comes a "kaiju" tribute novel that explores the surreal aftermath of a giant monster attack.

The Big Meat #ad - The creature was finally dead. After months of fighting it, trying desperately to stop it as it rampaged across the American countryside, turning city after city into a landscape of rubble, we finally managed to beat the damned thing. We survived. But the corpse still lingers. In the center of the city once known as Portland, Oregon, there lies a mountain of flesh.


Parasite Milk

Eraserhead Press #ad - Irving rice has just arrived on the planet Kynaria to film an episode of the popular Travel Channel television series Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern: Intergalactic Edition. Having never left his home state, let alone his home planet, Irving is hit with a severe case of culture shock. Weird food. Irving is completely resistant to the idea of sleeping with a non-human prostitute until he meets the most beautiful creature he’s ever seen in his life—a nymph-like woman with pink and purple skin, blue plant-like hair, and flowers growing from her head like butterfly antennae.

He’s not prepared for Kynaria’s mushroom cities, fungus-like citizens, or the giant insect wildlife. But after a night of passionate lovemaking, Irving finds himself infected by dangerous sexually-transmitted parasites that turn his otherworldly business trip into an agonizing fight for survival. From the godfather of bizarre fiction, carlton mellick III, author of Village of the Mermaids and Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland, comes an erotic and disturbing tale of sex on the weird side of the galaxy.

Parasite Milk #ad - Weird people. And the only human companion he has with him on the voyage is an obnoxious, sex-crazed producer named Mick Meyers, who seems more focused on alien sex tourism than scouting locations for the show. Irving is taken on a crash course in kynarian culture, tasting the strange local delicacies to getting drunk off the horrific local brews, until they find themselves ending the night at an alien brothel in the mushroom forests outside of town.

Weird world.


The Haunted Vagina

Eraserhead Press #ad - When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She says that her vagina is haunted. Especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy's legs. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return.

. And the kinkiest fans!" - christopher moore, author of the stupidest Angel"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale. Cory doctorow, author of little brother "Carlton Melick III exemplifies the intelligence and wit that lurks between its lurid covers.

The Haunted Vagina #ad - In a genre where crude titles are an art in themselves, Mellick is a true artist. The guardian"just as pop had andy warhol and Dada Tristan Tzara, the Bizarro movement has its very own P. With subtle humor, surreal erotica, and some genuinely creepy moments, The Haunted Vagina is a completely unique reading experience.

Easily the craziest, funniest, strangest, weirdest, most obscene writer in America. Gothic magazine"bizarre, twisted, and emotionally raw--Carlton Mellick's fiction is the literary equivalent of putting your brain in a blender. Brian keene, author of the rising and Dead Sea"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles.


Stacking Doll

Eraserhead Press #ad - Described as one of the top 40 science-fiction writers under the age of 40 by The Guardian and “one of the most original novelists working today” by extreme horror legend Edward Lee. He assumes that he’ll love each of ynaria’s inner selves just as much as he loves her, but as she peels off her layers he realizes that each one is more neurotic and difficult to deal with than the last.

After meeting ynaria’s strict conservative parents, it becomes clear to Benjamin that the only way they will approve of their union is if they undergo The Trial—a matryoshkan wedding tradition where couples lock themselves in a house for several days in order to introduce each other to all of the people living inside of them.

No human has ever gone through The Trial before, so Benjamin has no idea what’s in store for him. And if they’re ever going to be together, benjamin must fall in love with each and every one of his fiancé’s inner personalities, no matter how strange or disturbing they turn out to be. From the author of quicksand house and the terrible Thing That Happens, comes yet another one-of-a-kind bizarro story that only Wonderland Award-winning cult author Carlton Mellick III could tell.

Stacking Doll #ad - For almost 20 years, carlton mellick III has been writing some of the strangest and most compelling novels the bizarro fiction genre has to offer. Although relationships between humans and Matryoshkans are practically unheard of, the two are determined to get married despite objections from their friends and family.

They are a race of people known as matryoshkans, a subspecies of human who are born with a very peculiar abnormality—they have a collection of smaller people living inside of them. Benjamin never thought he’d ever fall in love with anyone, let alone a Matryoshkan, but from the moment he met Ynaria he knew she was the only one for him.


Kink: A Tale of Extreme Horror

CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform #ad - Don’t trust anyone although this is an extreme horror book with graphic scenes of a sexual nature and violence, it is also at heart a compelling story beyond its bloody thrills. Rich thinks he’s hit the jackpot when he meets a hot older woman on a dating app. She only did this once a year, and this time it was going to be extra special.

She’s gorgeous and doesn’t want any long term commitments, darkly, just an afternoon of no-strings-attached kinky fun — what could be better? But can he be man enough to tie her up and play the role of aggressor in her dark, twisted and violent fantasy? BUT NEITHER of them knew that things would all go so terribly, disturbingly wrong.

Kink: A Tale of Extreme Horror #ad - But, there was just one problem. Consider yourself warned. For those who like their horror visceral, but with compelling characters and a plot full of twists and turns to match the violence. How wrong could it go? cassie knew exactly what she was looking for when she trawled the world of mobile dating to find the perfect man for an afternoon of rough, kinky fantasy.

. Caution: extreme horror contained within there is bloody violence, gore and sexual content contained within this twisted story. Brought to you by crowley Barns: The long-depraved but newly-published Barns Brother.


Gods of the Dark Web

Deadite Press #ad - This is the dark web. Leon was just curious, he heard the stories of the secrets and forbidden fetishes that the dark web offered. Beneath facebook and Twitter is another world. Being a teenager with no way to buy a gun legally, he had no choice but to turn to the dark web. This rash decision sends leon spiraling down into a dark side of humanity that most don’t know, or even want to know, exists.

But after a protest became violent, he felt he needed protection. They are…gods of the Dark Web. But behind all that there is something worse, something stalking him and intent on ruining every aspect of his life. A world of murder, torture, and cannibalism. He was an activist, protesting against war and hate.

Gods of the Dark Web #ad - One in which anything can be obtained—for a price. A community of black markets, depraved pornography, and death. Now leon is fighting for his life and reputation as he is being hunted by vile and arcane forces. From the author of engines of Ruin, comes a dark suspenseful novel for fans of Black Mirror, Edward Lee and cosmic horror.

The internet is a scary place.


Monsters and Animals

Deadite Press #ad - But their path will lead them to the darkest pits of human desire. Monsters and animals is two novella prequels to the cult favorite hardcore horror masterpiece SURVIVOR. When a young man gets caught up in the scene and disappears, his friends go in search. Monsters – in one family’s home there is a section of the basement locked-up.

. After their mother doesn’t come home and their drunk dad refuses to contact the authorities, the kids take it upon themselves to uncover their family’s secrets. This edition also includes two more bonus stories, “Shooting Schedule” and “Mabel’s Recipies, ” that further explore the world of SURVIVOR.

Monsters and Animals #ad - What they find is more disturbing than they ever could have imagined. Animals – in new york city, there is an underground S&M scene where any decadent and depraved pleasure can be had for a price.


I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy

Eraserhead Press #ad - She came for his soul, but left with his heart. Jonathan vandervoo lives a carefree life in a house made of legos, spending his days building lego sculptures and his nights getting drunk with his only friend--an alcoholic sumo wrestler named Shoji. It's a pleasant life with no responsibility, until the day he meets Lici.

And once jonathan's conservative christian family learns their son is about to marry a spawn of Satan, it's going to be all-out war between demons and humans, with Jonathan and his hell-born bride caught in the middle. I knocked up satan's Daughter is an adorable, violent, fantastical love story. A romantic comedy for the bizarro fiction reader.

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter: A Demonic Romantic Comedy #ad - But can jonathan really love a fire-breathing, frog-eating, cold-blooded demoness? Or would eternal damnation be preferable? Either way, the big day is approaching. And she claims to be nine months pregnant with Jonathan's baby. She's a soul-sucking demon from hell with red skin, glowing eyes, a forked tongue, and pointy red devil horns.

. Now jonathan must do the right thing and marry the succubus or else her demonic family is going to rip his heart out through his ribcage and force him to endure the worst torture hell has to offer for the rest of eternity.


Spider Bunny

Eraserhead Press #ad - And the next thing petey knows, he and his friends are sucked into the cereal commercial and forced to survive in a surreal world populated by cartoon characters made flesh. Carlton mellick iii, the godfather of bizarro fiction, is back with a tribute to the unintentionally terrifying children’s commercials of the ‘70s and ‘80s.

From the cult author of cuddly holocaust, cannibals of Candyland, and I Knocked Up Satan’s Daughter, comes an absurd horror tale that pulls you in and never lets go. Berry bunny appears on his television, promoting Fruit Fun cereal in her squeaky unsettling voice. Only petey remembers the Fruit Fun cereal commercials of the 1980s.

Spider Bunny #ad - But then he starts seeing them again. When petey brings up fruit Fun to his friends, none of them have any idea what he’s talking about. Nightmares where berry bunny would reach out of the television and grab him, pulling him into her cereal bowl to be eaten by the demented cartoon children. Nobody has ever heard of it.

They used to give him nightmares as a child. He remembers the lumpy-shaped cartoon children sitting around a breakfast table, eating puffy pink cereal brought to them by the distortedly animated mascot, Berry Bunny. Noseybonk from the old BBC show Jigsaw.